Jon 'Scooter' Cousins

Casey Noland, a high school kid with no direction in life, decides to pursue the serial killing profession. Only problem...he can't bring himself to kill anybody. Will the help of a gothic chick named Sasha, he attempts to learn the ways of a mass murderer. Meanwhile, a real serial killer is at work in their town and Casey thinks he might know who the maniac is.

The sleepy summer resort of Amity houses the wildest and craziest officers on the entire Eastern Seaboard, particularly since they're hookers! When the town Mayor hires Captain Mary Mae to head up the station, she discovers new meaning to the term "vice squad".

Detectives Munro and Sanders are assigned to investigate the murder of an adult film star named Buddy Blue. The hunk was actually killed during the shooting of an orgy scene.